Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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