i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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