why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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