How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She said her name was "party"
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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