I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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