Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just gift wrapped bread.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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