You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Please don't give away my fajitas
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