you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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