i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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