The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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