Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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