we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
honey bunches of taint.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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