im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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