Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I want her autograph on my taint
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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