I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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