belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Randomize
