I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
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Do I have a choice?
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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