I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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