everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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