She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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