Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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