I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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