The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
my being single is dangerous.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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