I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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