So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I just gargled with NyQuil
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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