let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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