WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
