The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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