dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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