How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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