I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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