I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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