hell yes lets make some ravioli
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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