I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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