I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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