Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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