How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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