if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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