ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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