The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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