People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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