so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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