My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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