Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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