He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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