Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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