Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I pour the whiskey from now on
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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