you win again, gameday.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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