its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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