Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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