I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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