I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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