Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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